Pedestrians Beware

You rock. I have a hybrid Honda Insight that turns off when I stop at traffic lights. Completely silent. Freaks passengers out.

I also have a campaign against SUVs — with cards that read:

“Road-Hogging, Gas-Guzzling, Air-Fouling Vulgarian! Clearly you have an extremely small penis, or you wouldn’t drive such a monstrosity. For the adequately endowed, there are hybrids or electrics. 310-798-1817.”

Story is here:
http://www.advicegoddess.com/suv.html

My current cards, however, are nastier:

“How many dead Marines did it take to gas up your SUV?
Stylish, aren’t you?”